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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Election Reforms in Fast Lane: Govt to replace Elections with F1 racing


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New Deal-hi, Oct 31

Feeling the pressure from all quarters for changes in the electoral system, the Central Government has come out with a novel idea: To replace Lok Sabha Elections with F1 racing. Candidates willing to enter the Lok sabha will have to win the race which in turn will decide the candidate for the constituency. 

It will be easy to manage all the races in 2-3 phases with high precision and no disputes, removing all possibilities of corrupt practice normally associated with conventional elections. Tracks required for Electoral racing , also known as E1 racing, have been approved by the Government as well as the Election Commission.

Special tracks will be prepared in every state capital, construction of which will be awarded by a committee headed jointly by Suresh Kalmadi & Anna Hazare. Kalmadi has a vast experience of awarding contracts before the commonwealth games and Hazare is a well known anti-graft activist with the speed matching F1 race standards.

Members of Team Anna (United till we part) are happy over this surprise development, inform sources. The Congress is likely to engage Vettel for the training process of 2014 Lok Sabha racing, while the BJP is fast approaching Schumacher via Bal Thackarey - Sachin Tendulkar route.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good satire reminded, an Urdu Sher,
"Barbad Gulistan Karne ko sirf ek hi ullu kafi hai,
Yaha to Har Shakh pe ullu bethe he, anjam-e-gulistan kya hoga".

Nothing new in managing Election, old wine in new bottle.

Anonymous said...

Anna Hazare should be kept in Tihar to get the constant advice from kalamadi,Raja and Kanimozi.
Or if he likes the advise of IPS brand officer better he selects Sabarmati

Anonymous said...

Anna Hazare should be kept in Tihar to get the constant advice from kalamadi,Raja and Kanimozi.
Or if he likes the advise of IPS brand officer better he selects Sabarmati

Anonymous said...

Anna Hazare should be kept in Tihar to get the constant advice from kalamadi,Raja and Kanimozi.
Or if he likes the advise of IPS brand officer better he selects Sabarmati

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